What's your patented late night 7-11 purchase?

[Supermanic]

Large vanilla capuccino, Marlboro 100's, lottery tickets, and a Bon Appetit Vienna Creme. The cornerstone for any nutritious late night snack.
Occasionally a Hustler if they have Rejects

[DamnTheCowboys]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by DC Smackmaster:
In it's day, the "Big 'Un" was as money as money can get.

Pretty much addicted to any of the Hot Pocket selections.

Getting a hotdog and then filling the empty side of the container with chili and cheese can be sweet as hell to, but only after a minimum of twelve beers.

and yes, I'm fat as fuck.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

DC, PLEASE explain this thing with the empty side of the container. Do you fill it with chili and cheese and then dip the hot dog in it?Please enlighten me

[mothomus]

dog w/the works

[Funkywhiteboy]

Back in my single days, when my bud Andy and I were chillin'
in our swingin' bachelor pad:

Ham & Cheese Lunchables
Stouffer's Mac and Cheese (occasionally Creamed Chipped Beef)
Pepsi
Snickers or ReeseSticks

...and I have lived to tell the tale.

[Bill-DC]

When I'm really drunk, two chili dogs with onions, hot peppers from the nacho stand and cheese. Man, the shits and farts I have the next day are too much.

I also like to stick something canned like some stew in the microwave and put it as high as it goes and wait for the little explosion as I'm chowing my drunken face off.

Big time rack to whoever founded 7-11.

Bill-DC

[DC Smackmaster]

Jeezuzzz! My bad DTC's!! That there is crucial info!

NO!! Do NOT dip! Grap a spoon and scoop that slop down. Careful, some ornery 7-11 workers will try and run you for this maneuver. Work the chili and cheese pumps fast...best move is to purchase the dog first then RETURN to the concession stand of Airborne Disease and hook up the empty side of the gutbag container.

The container will get soggy fast due to the erosive qualities of the pure azbekistani-made chili. Remedy this situation by asking for a small courtesy cup and using that. These are designed solely for use as "dip" cups and hence do Not get soggy.

And yes, i was homeless.

[Panama Red]

Large beef and bean burrito, Payday and a Dew.

Once I tried to eat one of those 'rittos during the day, sober.
Didn't get far.

[lovebuzz!]

Only when you're completely cooked does 7-11 really hit it, and I'm saying the same thing I did when one of you dorks posted this at HB1, about 9 months ago.

One of those fake 'smoothie' drinkies. Orange and cream, of course. And a sharp cheddar Cracker Barrel Kraft cheese stick, in that kick ass foil wrapper.

Oi.

[DELSDAD]

Back in the munchie days: Funyuns, Entemann's Chocolate Chip Cookies and Pepsi. Sometimes a Pizza Roll.

DC, RACK the "Big 'Un". Probably nasty ass hell when sober but, it was filet mignon on such evenings.

[DamnTheCowboys]

Never get the regular size Big Bites. I don't know what the deal is....they just don't taste good. Get the 1/4 pounder and slam some mustard, cheese, and hot sauce on it. Place some jalapenos in the hot dog box and apply as needed. If you're feeling really bold, try to have two jalapenos per bite.



Obviously this person was boring with their Big Bite toppings.


I remember the old college days of flying down the backroads after a 7-11 run, crushing a Big Bite and chucking the box out the window while my friends polaxed mailboxes with empty glass bottles.

That's where I learned the patented "Thank you Virginia!" which is what I still always say after chucking trash out of my car.

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